i’ve been afraid of changing i used to be free i used to be seventeen i used to scream ferociously before i learned civility now you’re all gone got your makeup on and you’re not coming back (can’t you come back) i want them back i want them back the minds we had the minds we had boy i want you to be happy free to run get dizzy on caffeine slow down you’re doing fine you can’t be everything you wanna be before your time i was so young when i behaved twenty five but lately i’ve been feeling like a tall child!!!!!!!!!!!
I dreamt that I enrolled in a psychology class but the professor spent the first lecture doing nothing but clicking through a slideshow of photos of beautiful landscapes with C-3PO edited into them, then explaining that adding C-3PO to otherwise serious situations ruined humans’ ability to take them seriously. When we all started laughing at what a pointless lecture this was, she glared at us and announced that our laughter had proved her point.
Then she assigned us our homework - go to funerals and show people sad pictures of the deceased with C-3PO photoshopped in. If they laughed, it meant their ability to feel humor was stronger than their ability to feel grief.
I thought, ‘oh my god my professor is a robot with absolutely no idea how human psychology works’ so I decided to stay in the class and help her figure it out by writing explanations in my essays that would offer nuance and context.
“And now class, I want you to examine the following image.”
“Beautiful, isn’t it? This shot of the Bolivian salt flats is absolutely breathtaking and meets all human standards of ‘beauty’. The warm hues of the clouds contrast pleasantly with the deep azure of the sky, and the perfect mirroring in the water suggests an almost mystical purity. The human brain is nearly overcome with wonder at the natural optical illusion. However, I have photoshopped C-3PO into the image, replacing the boat in the original photo. You all laugh! It is no longer a beautiful photo, but a comical one, because no one respects C-3PO. You see him as a fool, and thus the picture becomes comical! Human brains prioritize humor to the exclusion of all else. Now, I want you all to go out and absolutely ruin some funerals tomorrow.”
Okay I think it would be interesting to see if there’s a correlation, so reblog this and tag your favorite folklore song and your favorite evermore song :)
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this is it. this is peak meme. do you have any idea the specific culmination of absurd and unlikely events that needed to happen in order for this one single awful sentence to live comfortably, no, effortlessly within the general populace of human comprehension?
all right, i know the quality is awful and i’m not sure if the ‘story’ is clear enough either… but still. snapslikethis wrote a post about Sirius’ and Mrs. Potter’s relathionship. and i felt the urge to draw something for it, so here it is. it supposed to be a comic-like sth which tried to focus on Sirius and the mother figures in his life.
